For Sale: 2005 Hyundai Elantra $1000 OBO

Are you tired of the flashy new cars that scream, "I have my life together?" Want a car that tells the world, "I'm too cool to care about superficial things like appearances"? Look no further! This 2005 Hyundai Elantra is your dream come true!

Features:

Authentic Vintage Look - Forget those shiny, boring new cars. This Elantra comes with its own set of unique scratches, dents, and a patina of dirt that no factory could ever replicate.

5 speed Manual Transmission: Perfect for those who like a challenge. The clutch slips on occasion, but it's been that way for years. REAL drivers know how to work around such minor inconveniences.

Expanded Safety Features: Are you sick of worrying about your kids or pets falling out the windows in the back seat? No worries here, because the back windows don't go down!

Sexiness: Are you tired of beating members of the opposite sex away with a stick from your sweet ride? No more unwanted attention with this hot rod!

Functional and Drivable: Yes, it runs and drives! It may not be the coolest ride, but think of it as a daily adventure. Every trip is a story waiting to happen.

Additional info: the windshield has a crack, and it uses a little oil, but the heat and A/C work well, all the lights and radio work, and it gets around 30mpg if you drive nice!

Please text 701-42six-588two

$1000 OBO

Title In hand.

Let the bidding war begin!